jerry's movie opened this weekend
i don't think people are that impressed
all us comedians love jerry
me especially because he made me want to be a professional
but maybe he should have stuck to the windshield
and not make this cartoon
only time(and the amount of money he makes)will tell
all the gang will be out in vegas in a couple of weeks
for the big comedy festival
i can't make it (well, they didn't even think of me)
see what i mean about this business?
think i'll head back to disneyland while my annual pass
still works ...and while i'm not (working)
ya know when comics aren't working
they're writing
i just wrote a new joke
ya know i've been trying to lose weight
and i've been drinking a lot of water
it seems to help, not for the obvious reasons
it's all the running to the bathroom ...it's a workout!
