Tuesday, November 9, 2010

COLBERT KNOWS NOTHING



one of the sharpest tools around

stephen colbert (silent t add an a)

has his THE WORD segment

last night the word was "nothingness"

and he was right, not much of anything on last night

conan was a big disappointment, (same ol' same ol')

leno had a stand-up and his biggest joke

was that he takes his socks off for wild sex :(

dave wasn't worth watching

g-lo had some new weird screaming black guy

but

lopez did have a great time with janet jackson

and if you didn't see it, you missed her

she hasn't looked that good since the wardrobe malfunction

nobody ripped off her top, but, whew, nobody needed to

late night comedy most nights - is a lot of nothingness

they spend a lot of dough and employ a lot of folks

but even so, -sometimes...

- a big zero


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