Monday, November 15, 2010

DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL




















SHH!


i know i'm not suppose to ask


and i'm sure as hell not gonna tell


but i need to know...


what's all the fuss about 


homosexuals being openly homosexual in the military


is that what this is all about?


so... that means not concealing their homosexual ways


but acting out their homosexuality ways


whatever


i wonder what kind of military parades we're gonna have now


i bet probably more festive


definitely there will be jackboots...maybe even spurs 




the supreme court just said: "OK -whatever"


and just recently the pentagon did a study


- they quizzed over 400,000 soldiers, and over 70% responded:


"yeah, OK, whatever"


i'm not sure what effect this will have on our fighting forces


"dive" in a submarine might take on a new meaning 


reveille in the morning might be a bit more interesting


and i'm sure that the annual marine corps ball will be more fun


the military is a tough group and they have a tough enough lifestyle


so this may or may not work


all i know is that 


if i'm in the shower


and another soldier is looking at my peepee


the only emotion i want him to have is envy








even if they don't ask and nobody tells there's still the code:



UNIFORM CODE OF MILITARY JUSTICE
SECTION 925 ARTICLE 125
SODOMY
(a) Any person subject to this chapter who engages in unnatural carnal copulation with another person of the same or opposite sex or with an animal is guilty of sodomy. 
Penetration, however slight, is sufficient to complete the offense.
SHH!

hope you had a great veteran's day weekend