poor lindsay lohan
rehab is brutal - really brutal, savage, cruel and inhumane
our girl lindsay is currently serving a three-month stint at betty ford
- after violating her probation by failing two mandatory drug tests in september
apparently now partying like i like to - french fries all around...
- (as you can see)
she's recently put on a reported 45 pounds
her butt is as big as a buick - one clinic worked reported
but that's just for starters...
- there's also some good news and some bad news
the good news is that lindsay's drivers license was restored recently
- when officials at the clinic signed off on it
and are going to allow her to drive
they reported that over-eating shouldn't effect her driving
now, she is free to come and go as she pleases
the bad news hit her right in the wallet...
when it was announced that she has lost the lead role in the upcoming
low budget feature inferno, a movie about 70s porn star linda lovelace
you remember linda, she had the deep throat
lindsay woulda been perfect for the role...
-the way she's been eating lately
the film's production team is now in negotiations with another actress
and an announcement is expected soon on lindsay's replacement
lohan is expected to be in rehab at least until after the holidays
but if she can drive...
that jack-in-the-box drive-thru looks like it might be getting a workout
- even if she hasn't
- just from the looks of things
