my friend, - a gray and wise old sage says
do comedy or do politics, - you can't do both
because if you do - you just end up bitching all the time
enter joy behar
the new york comic has spent years, getting to where she is
good things are happening yet she continues to get battered
in the media and by various columnists, so let me add...
- she famously stormed off the stage of her show the view in disgust
she regularly complains about a myriad of countless subjects,
yet now
she hosts her own talk show on cln or hln or some high profile network
and recently she's been selected to judge the miss america contest
always very opinionated on any subject, yet on most
- with no real knowledge of the subject
she loves to espouse her liberal views and bash conservatives
really bash, hit below the belt and make then look like jerks
she's very funny and quick witted,
so she gets away with it most the time
but some of the poison that comes from that snake - really stings
- on becoming a judge of the upcoming pageant
joy said that she will look for a girl with the most cellulite... cute
her daughter has called her out saying 'you call yourself
a feminist and your going to judge a beauty contest' - mahh...
when it suits her, she twists and bends the truth just right
- all the way to the extreme left, and then takes a hard left turn
- so she replied ' it's not a beauty contest
it's about scholarships and being healthy' (yeah right)
she hates a lot of stuff and really hates some people like
sharron angle, bill o'reilly, the catholic church and especially sarah palin
- she loves to dis palin, every chance she gets
and she gets way too many chances...
because she's on tv all the freakin' time...
the view is on in the morning - that daily cat fight on abc
and she is at the controls of the joy behar show at night
- where they've taken off her leash...
- there's just no escaping this bitch
SEE WHAT I MEAN. I'M NOT MEAN. SHE'S MEAN.
CAUTION:
DON'T WATCH THIS ENTIRE CLIP - IT'LL DRIVE YOU CRAZY
IF YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THE VIEW, THEN YOU'RE PROBABLY STILL SANE
WANNA GO INSANE? WATCH THIS CLIP 2 MORE TIMES AND THAT'LL DO IT
COMING TOMORROW: BOOK 'EM DANE - OHHHH
