i was at my doctor's office
i was on the scale, looking down, sucking in my stomach
he walked by and said that won't make the numbers go down
i said - i'm just trying to see the numbers doc
i can't see over this beer belly and i'm cussing at my man boobs
the double c cup man-mary glands that i've acquired
in his office he told me i look like hell... (not hot)
he asked me, are you still drinking... i said, yeah doc, everyday
are you still hittin' the fast food... - yeah, hittin' 'em harder than ever
(everything's only 99c - and i'm on a budget)
he asked - are you still doin' drugs... i said,
no, no doc, i gave up drugs
he said - i can fix that - and wrote me out a prescription
- for cannabis!
ol' mary jane, gonga, hooch, the kind... that ol' devil weeeed!
medical marijuana
he's all excited since he got certified to prescribe this stuff
he gives it to everybody... (this old lady couldn't stop laughing...)
plus he told me that the mexican drug cartels pay him much more
than GlaxoSmithKline and AstraZeneca - combinded
- perfect! ...not really perfect,
- i told him i haven't smoked pot since nancy reagan told me to stop
and back then the dope we smoked was almost safe,
heck, we'd smoke a shopping bag full, ($10 retail)
- and only be high until happy hour...
the stuff the doctor's give you today is way too strong
i heard that some is so bad - that if you smoke just one joint...
- you're offspring won't be able to form complete sentences...
(i don't know how my dad got a hold of some o' that!)
seems that the war on drugs is over - just like korea, vietnam and iraq
they are over alright - and we lost 'em all
this battle against illegal drugs has been over for a long time
people just like to get... - and or are, - messed-up
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE?
now: the california department of health and human services
has bent-over and given in to the aclu and other hippies and actually
licenses doctors to deal it, patients to grow and use it and allows
- almost anybody who has a stubbed toe -
to get it, smoke it and get high without adult supervision...
and from what i can see, some people just should not get high
- like most every stoner i see...
COMING TOMORROW: RICKY GERVAIS SUCKS (BEER)
