nobody drinks more beer than mike heck
who the heck is mike heck
actor neil flynn plays the beer swigging quarryman
on the abc comedy the middle
you may have not noticed, but it's a good lil' show...
- that's where patrica heaton went after everybody loves raymond
she holds the show together and makes it work
her husband mike heck doesn't hold anything together
- just holds a beer - always...
there have been some pretty famous beer drinkers on tv
homer simpson and his buddy barney gumble come to mind
when i think of beer, i think of homer telling marge to - beer me
and probably nobody's more famous for throwin' back a fewwwwwww
than norm peterson from the show cheers!
( his pal cliff clavin was also known to have one or two...)
but have you seen mike heck in the middle?
have ya seen this guy slam those brews, one after another
his finger is always in the pop position on that pop top
mike heck is so out-of-it and so fed-up with everything
that he's always parked in front of that refrigerator
just waiting to swing open the door, - when need be[er]
he loves his sports and he really loves his colts
he's been laid off recently from his job - he's got some time on his hands
so lately, he's been slammin' more than just a few
- like every waking moment
he's never, never drunk and always kinda funny... i like mike heck
- watch the middle on abcs comedy wednesdays
and tell me if i'm wrong, ...or just jealous
EXTRA
did ja know there's a thing called the
or that there's a beer drinkers hall of fame? believe me... look
now for your dining and dancing pleasure...
