kate and wills had a fairy tale wedding yesterday
this is the Official Wedding Portrait
used here without royal permission
two thirds of the world's TVs were tuned in
the other third watching seinfeld
(as always)
at my second wedding, i wore a red jacket
my mom was really pissed
and that blue sash - it just doesn't go well with red
i know this is suppose to be a big deal
but william, now the duke of cornwall
isn't even the direct heir to the pretty golden chair
- the queen will out live us all
and then it's chuck's turn to cut ribbons 'til he dies
the wedding preempted my favorite shows
i didn't get to see axmen truckers reruns
because they keep showing it over and over
- here's the kids getting into the car
- here's the father adjusting his crotch
- here's the sister looking as hot as the bride
and on and on
ya know, kate has been stalking this guy since
she was a young girl and played him like a banjo
- it's gonna make a great movie when it all comes out
maybe her sister will star
pippa and the prince
