in an all out effort to not screw-up an already slow summer
it seems there's been a major cover-up of today's earthquake damage
all major news outlets based in new york city were told
to report that there was no major damage or injuries
vibrations from the earthquake centered in central v
were felt throughout the east coast and especially strong
in n
city hall was evacuated for about 10 minutes
as soon as city staff returned to the building
the word when out that there would be no bad news
a little known fact that the mayor has a department of
no bad news, so
no news or pictures of fallen buildings and broken roads
no interviews of scared new yorkers and nothing unpleasant
the earthquake also interrupted a news conference
by the manhattan district attorney
who was discussing his office’s decision to take a more active role in
controlling the media and it's reckless news coverage
'bad news is all i ever get' he was quoted as saying
minutes after the shaking ceased, the main-steam media refused to
report the real story, running fluff and canned news
just wait for the no news event of this weekend's massive hurricane
- east coasters better get their snorkels ready
