IN HONOR OF OUR NEWEST COUNTRY OF READERS
there is this stereotype of cold & stoic scandinavians
most norwegians are actually quite funny
not only do they discuss their moose-eating parties
but they love to eat stuff that's old and rotting
there's a certain café where you can order whole smoked sheep's head
(eyes and brains included)
the nors seem to have a lot of time on their hands
- noting that they now read WayLA
they love to rave about their 'way of life'
and how good things are there
but as any american knows too well
- it's just the good looking girls
that makes their life worth living
and for some reason, He only knows
God has placed an ample supply
here in His freezer
- maybe for later - frozen dessert