denny's wonderfully sick minds have done it again
the restaurant chain that puts fried cheese sticks
between pieces of fried bread
and has breakfasts that could defeat al qaeda
have come up with even a more gluttonously
cheesy mess
it's the chain's mac 'n' cheeseburger
a burger patty layered with slices of cheese
then they add macaroni and cheese
then they add another layer of cheese
then cheese sauce, then a fried stick of butter
- ok, i made that part up
and they slam that into two slices of fried cheese bread
- natually it comes with fries
- which are fried
it weighs in at only 1,690 calories
- that's the amount of calories it takes to move a rhino
around for a week
denny's is known for their sense of humor
but this isn't funny - just tastes good... is all
oh, and for 69c you can add more cheese
- ya gotta have your protein
a spokesman for the chain states that
'the restaurant offers many healthy choices
it's just our customers don't order them'
note: when smiling for the photo
he actually said 'cheese'
