Sunday, September 18, 2011

SMOKE SHEEN



















and i'd like to thank the academy...

last night's emmy's had a twist

the producers decided invite the warlock

to come on stage and read the nominees

charlie sheen added his well-wishes

for the next season of his former show

two and a half men

he was greeted with rousing applause

and a standing o from jimmy fallon

because of his 'behavior' sheen was fired

from the top rated comedy on tv

"how much drugs did charlie sheen do?

- enough to kill 2 1/2 men"

but he survived, appearing cool and collected

sheen said he will star in a new sitcom

based on the hit movie anger management

- that charlie, such a kidder...

so, tonight is the big test

comedy central will air his celebrity roast and

sheen will go head-to-head with the premiere

of his old show now starring ashton kutcher

cbs hopes that the show can come back from the dead

is it a coincidence that the new star looks like

jesus christ?