and i'd like to thank the academy...
last night's emmy's had a twist
the producers decided invite the warlock
to come on stage and read the nominees
charlie sheen added his well-wishes
for the next season of his former show
two and a half men
he was greeted with rousing applause
and a standing o from jimmy fallon
because of his 'behavior' sheen was fired
from the top rated comedy on tv
"how much drugs did charlie sheen do?
- enough to kill 2 1/2 men"
but he survived, appearing cool and collected
sheen said he will star in a new sitcom
based on the hit movie anger management
- that charlie, such a kidder...
so, tonight is the big test
comedy central will air his celebrity roast and
sheen will go head-to-head with the premiere
of his old show now starring ashton kutcher
cbs hopes that the show can come back from the dead
is it a coincidence that the new star looks like
jesus christ?

