Friday, September 23, 2011

WRONG PLACE. WRONG TIME. AGAIN.



don't look now, but the sky is falling

a NASA spokesman said,

'see what funding cuts do, we can't keep it up anymore'

he says a falling satellite is slowing its approach to

the upper atmosphere and should plunge back

toward earth early saturday

estimates that the satellite would not be passing 

over north america during its re-entry are just lies, he stated

NASA now says there is a probability that debris that

survives re-entry will land in the US

a 6.5-ton, bus-size space satellite is expected

to reach your back yard by morning

the debris field will stretch a whopping 500 miles

there is nowhere you can run

staying in doors won't help,

not if a bus moving at mach 2 lands on your house

the only hope is if you live in a multi-level apartment

and you live on the ground floor and the satellite

lands on the 50th floor, you might survive

chances of getting hit are 1 in 3,200 NASA said

chances of finding this blog are 1 in 70,000,000

so, you are screwed (cuz look at you now...)

the debris is made of stainless steel, titanium and beryllium

and includes batteries, which you can't keep

there are no hazardous chemicals or radio activity

although the pieces might have sharp edges

the space agency said

whew, only sharp edged steel,

NASA said that this is not an exact science

but that they are rocket scientists and

they will be at the north pole - where it's safe