IT'S NATIONAL 'GONE TO POT DAY'
today, it's official, yes today is the day
or was it yesterday...
from our vast supply of off the wall holidays
we've discovered the truth behind the facts...
or something like that, i can't think straight right now
'cuz i'm not
many, many things have gone to pot
today, it's your turn to go to pot
tune in, turn on, drop out
this holiday is set aside for people around the world to
appreciate and get a good laugh out of a bad day
or bad stuff that has happened in the past
this is the day set aside so friends can come together
over a few drinks, a pot of stew or, preferably pot
and get a big laugh out of the stories being told about
who had the worse day for the month
have all your friends and family over to share in the laughter
we all love to hear a good story and we all jump to attention
when someone says..... 'let me tell you what happened to...'
so on this day everybody needs to tell their best
gone-to-pot stories so everyone can have a good time
get a big laugh out of it
and go to pot themselves
i've got one for you,
have i ever told you about the time i...
