Saturday, October 22, 2011

THE SECRET TO SUCCESS: FAVORITISM


it's all about you, isn't it

you want to be liked and appreciated, you want favor

you'll do anything you can do the get it too

people like you - to get ahead, have to resort to

apple polishing, office politics - usually gabbing the gossip

and dishing the dirt out in big dinner-sized plates

you'll compromise, manipulate, plan evil schemes

and back stab whenever possible

hey, you just wanna get ahead, be rich and powerful

what's wrong with that? - right?

you give gifts and do little favors for others

hoping that they will favor you... -definition:

an apple polisher is someone who utilizes gifts

and flattery as means of attempting to achieve

promotion or favor or just to be liked

well, i say don't be a kissass, eat the apple

be yourself, let them kiss your ass

after all, you don't need that stinkin' job

you were looking for a job when you found that one

there are plenty of good jobs out there

oh, wait

maybe you better dye your hair, get some apple polish

and pucker-up