you want to be liked and appreciated, you want favor
you'll do anything you can do the get it too
people like you - to get ahead, have to resort to
apple polishing, office politics - usually gabbing the gossip
and dishing the dirt out in big dinner-sized plates
you'll compromise, manipulate, plan evil schemes
and back stab whenever possible
hey, you just wanna get ahead, be rich and powerful
what's wrong with that? - right?
you give gifts and do little favors for others
hoping that they will favor you... -definition:
an apple polisher is someone who utilizes gifts
and flattery as means of attempting to achieve
promotion or favor or just to be liked
well, i say don't be a kissass, eat the apple
be yourself, let them kiss your ass
after all, you don't need that stinkin' job
you were looking for a job when you found that one
there are plenty of good jobs out there
oh, wait
maybe you better dye your hair, get some apple polish
and pucker-up
