pepper-sprayed customers, smash-and-grab looters
madness, mayhem, blood in the aisles
i just wanted to see a hockey game and crazy
people started shopping and beating each other
how did black friday devolve into this?
reports of shopping-related violence rolled in
from across the country
experts say a volatile mix of desperate retailers
and cutthroat marketing has hyped the traditional
post thanksgiving sales to increasingly frenzied levels
with stores opening earlier, bargain-obsessed shoppers
often are sleep-deprived and short-tempered
and they find themselves vulnerable to parking-lot muggers
the obvious answer is, tomorrow
go buy a taser
this year alone, there are reports of muggings, pepper spray
fist fists, cat fights and even in one case in cleveland
- hair pulling
if you are planing to do any more holiday shopping...
make your first stop the radio shack
they're on sale and it's the best $434 you'll ever spend
it's definitely this years 'must-have' accessory
