jerry seinfeld while co-hosting with kelly ripa
was bragging how his head is still pumping out pigment
how at 57, that's he's not going gray
or not going to use anything
"i don't use anything, nothing" he said
"i don't even shower"
well lah-dee-dah
some of us have to, jer
i certinally do not want to look like santa claus
or colonel sanders or mark twain or even
ho ho ho chi minh
i'm not vein, it's hard to be vein
when you look like i do and are unemployeed
and your veins are so hard nothing gets through them
i gotta do some touch-up work on the hair and beard
just like for a lot of women, this just seems 'natural'
what jerry did say was that
the best thing you can do
- to make yourself look younger and better
is 'just smile'
i don't think so jerry...
