Wednesday, December 28, 2011

2011 THE YEAR OF THE:


and not just the money gone from your savings account 

or your paycheck, or what the wife leaves you...

or other financial considerations, no

stuff was melting, burning and coming apart at the seems

all around the globe, all year long... bad year!

a very bad year for people like

osama, al-awiaki, gaddafi, jong ll, also people like

mubarak, anthony's wienner, rupert and the cain train too

but there were meltdowns ...meltdowns everywhere

charlie sheen had many a meltdown, then they roasted him

and there was greece and italy and spain

lots of other molten hot spots too, then...

there was mohammad, the street vendor in tunisia

who melted down and started the arab spring

monks in tibet also set themselves ablaze

japan melted down, bad, like a nuclear winter

so did kevin james, mel gibson and jim carey at the movies

anybody see mr. popper's penguins, - i thought not

the red sox and the rangers had historic meltdowns

rick perry only took 53 seconds to melt

just about as long as the kardashian marriage

i could go on, but, hopefully, you get the idea

the problem is that as bad as 2011 was

and all the melting-down going on

2012 is suppose to end with a bigger bang

the clock is ticking, only 358 days left until 12/21/12

that's when the whole world melts down, ya ready...

2012 is gonna make 2011 look like 1962