SLOW DOWN, YOU'RE ON HOLD

how do you do it?

and you know you are doing it, but how

you're wheeling a 2 ton metal bomb down the highway

while talking on your damn telephone

i know that you're not stupid

you've learned to operate a smart phone

so why don't you learn to drive and follow the rules

that's a very big question, i know

but again, you're not stupid

probably just inconsiderate and self-centered

is all

please think about what you're doing behind

the wheel during the holidays

yes that's me behind you

yes i did flash the high beams

and yes, you are going too slow

hang up and drive

call me when you get home...