COHEN, BROTHER*#@!

saha baon cohen is a real character

after starting a minor controversy because he was banned

from the oscars, he showed up anyway

dressed as admiral general aladeen,

with his own girly guards for 'security'

aladeen is his character from his new movie the dictator

dressed in a white military uniform with gold epaulets

cohen walked the carpet with two female guards carrying

the ashes of deceased north korean leader kim jong Il

the 'actor' explained that he was carrying the urn

because it was kim jong’s “dream” to come to the oscars

he then dumped the container’s powder on ryan seacrest

after the hugo actor’s intention to come dressed as the

republic of wadiya’s fictitious leader became public

his tickets were pulled, an oscar spokesperson told the

hollywood reporter that cohen was welcome to walk

the red carpet as himself, or maybe even bruno

but not in character to promote his new movie

after all, the ocars are not for promoting movies...

cohen, in character, appeared on the today show

and threatened  'unimaginable consequences'

if his tickets weren’t given back - that's a dictator!

oscar producer brian grazer - that's that guy with the funny

spiked hair who makes hollywood blockbusters with opie,

backed down, cuz he's a sissy and was scared that

cohen would muck-up the live broadcast

which he did anyway

grazer, as well as other movie heavyweights have vowed

that cohen, as well as his new movie are doa

dead, dead, dead

well, - you know what they say in hollywood...

ashes to ashes



SEE THE TRAILER... AND PROBABLY NOT THE MOVIE