it's hard to feel young when your knees
are always cracking, even when you're not moving
but recently, i just moved to a whole new world
it's the desert and i'll tell you, it's very different
i feel great... young and alive
out here the average age is dead
out here the average age is dead
people here, both men and women are all silver
they drive real slow and walk with walkers and mutter
since i've moved here i feel bad about illegally parking
in the handicap spaces, there are people here who
really need 'em, because if they're out in the sun
for too long... they'll catch on fire
i came from a town where half the people were hip and gay
these people need new hips and ben-gay
i came from a town where half the people were hip and gay
these people need new hips and ben-gay
the best part is that i feel so young
no matter how many body aches i have
i still can kick any body's butt around here
the real let down, among others, is online dating
even the feeble old ladies muster up enough energy
to go online and post disgusting details about their
needs and their availability, it's really pretty sick
now i'm not above extending some elderly mercy
but when all the available ladies have denture breath
- that ain't gonna happen
