there's nothing like moving into a great new apartment
i moved to the palm springs area about a month ago
and i can't get over how friendly my new neighbors are
i've made a lot of new friends and acquaintances here
all the guys here say they want to play with me
and all the girls say they want to play with me too
for money
they have parties and are always drinking white wine
funny and very funky music plays day and night
and even though it doesn't rain here in the desert
- there are rainbows everywhere
and everybody is so neat 'n' clean too
- not that there's anything wrong with that
the big news out here is that 2 guys were busted
(there were no busts anywhere, however)
they got arrested on a pleasure cruise to the caribbean
seems they were without clothes and doin' kinky stuff
on their balcony, filthy, wild, unnatural stuff
while their ship was docked in dominica
well, that stuff is against the rules in dominica
so, they had to pay a fine and spend the night in jail,
and they didn't make new friends there either
they're back home now, and have become local celebrities
i'm not sure if i'm gonna like this new place of mine
it's way different than what i'm used to
butt, every body's so nice...
