universities, funny stuff
for an example
they are offering a new course for college credit
the title tells it all
surviving the coming zombie apocalypse
pleeeze
should a zombie apocalypse ever befall the campus
its students will be prepared
or at least the students who take its new course
according to the course description
students will undertake a catastrophic event simulation
involving a zombie pandemic
survivor groups must face the challenges of living and
surviving together during a catastrophic event
forget about earthquakes or tornadoes or lake michigan
freezing over and the arctic polar bears attacking
no, let's choose a course that could never happen
and charge the government through the kids
student loans that they will never repay and have fun
'these real-world applications include the nature, scope
and impact of catastrophic events on individuals,
families, societies, civilizations and the earth itself'
explained instructor and course creator glenn stutzky
he went on to say. 'after all, zombies make everything
more interesting'
- his class is full
