Sunday, July 8, 2012

MY NIGHT WITH RON WHITE

 
if you think that ron white is just a fat old drunk fart

then you ought to see the people at his show

white played the show at agua caliente casino last night

with his trademark cigar and glass of scotch

it seemed he needed neither prop for the show

he was already lit when he stumbled to the mic

and his voice is so far gone, raspy and raw

- any more cigars would seem unnecessary

like it is with mostly all of today's top comedians

white spoke mostly of his dick and his love of it

and how to keep nice with his wife, because

'after all, it doesn't suck it self'

he did a bit about the argument he had with his wife

- she said that 'sex is sex' and he said that oral sex is

much different than intercourse, she said 'that they are

the same' he said 'they don't cost the same'

i try not to be crude and rude here, but when it's time

to talk about the state of comedy nowadays

i gotta give some examples, don't i...

i learned long ago that dick jokes were for high school boys

and that seems what these comedians are

i'm well aware that this kinda humor is sexy and edgy

and so, very well suited for the demo that shows up

but ron's got balls too, he told stories about his jet

- the one he says we bought him - 'thanks for coming out'

the balls is charging $60 for the nosebleed inducing balcony

the floor tickets went for well over $100, and the place was

only about 80% full (some people like dick jokes...)

they've been pumping this tour for months - with that result

on the other hand, gabriel iglesias sold out that venue

on back to back nights with hardly any promotion


 
he doesn't tell dick jokes