it wants to ruin our lives
it wants to shatter all that we hold dear
its name is apple and its deliverer of destruction
also has a name, her name is siri
she seems like she wants to help
she even tells me that her goal in life is to serve me
but she really hates me, and wants to annihilate me
ya see, i can say 'send a message to sally'
and she types it out and i approve and then she...
sends it to suzie
this can cause great big problems
as you can imagine
sally doesn't get my sext and suzie does, oops!
ya shoulda seen what happened when i sent
a certain photo of myself to my girlfriend deannie
and siri sent it to my friend danny instead
