Monday, August 13, 2012

SORRY, WE'RE CLOSED

and so sorry we took all the medals

well, not all of 'em, but the most of 'em ...again

america doesn't do well in math or other silly school stuff

but we kick butt in sports

why

cuz we drink beer, eat delivered pizza and watch on tv

there is no better way to get good at something than by

watching

and we americans love to watch

sure we are not all olympians, most stay home and drink

like during wartime - we send our brightest and best

- someone else does our bidding for us, and we win

the rest of us sit and watch

17 days, 10,500 athletes, 2,300 medals and

countless cheers, sadly, some jeers, a multitude of tears

of course lots of hook-ups in the olympic village every night

it's a once-every-four-year celebration that brings the

world together just to see how cool we americans really are

the fact is

we do believe in american exceptionalism

and we do believe that in four years

we'll show it again in rio de janeiro

you just watch


but in the meantime... maybe crack open a math book