i swear to god
this next year i'm really really gonna stop eating bad stuff
this next year i will not eat any deep fried butter
nor will i have any fried cheese grilled cheese sandwiches
i will not even let chocolate covered bacon near my lips
i have to do something about my weight
so i'm really gonna buckle-down, get a new belt
and see how many loops i can lose
so, from now on
beer battered bacon with cheese sauce
is out of the question
but, i still will get battered by beer
that's just too much fun
