donald trump is
withdrawing his lawsuit against TV host
and alledged comedian bill maher
maher said he would give the winnings to charity
i doubt it, if he would have won, it woulda been $5M
all trump had to do is prove he was not the son of an orangutan
the donald got tweaked about comments maher made
during an appearance on NBC's the
tonight show
in which he said an orangutan's fur was the only thing
in
nature that matches the shade of trump's trademark hair
it took the trump team 8 weeks to give up on the lawsuit
they couldn't find any way to prove his dad wasn't a monkey
maher, flapping his lips only to embarrass trump
offered a $5 million donation to the charity of trump's choice
if trump produced a birth certificate that proved he was not
half-ape and half human or born anywhere near africa
the donald could find nothing to help him continue the suit
so his lawyers dropped the case without prejudice
legal experts said trump was unlikely to succeed anyway
because maher's offer was obviously a silly joke
and courts rarely enforce verbal contracts that are satirical
in an appearance on fox news after the lawsuit was filed
trump said he was 'convinced that maher was not joking
after all
not that many funny things come out of that pot-hole
of his in the first place'
(maher is known for getting high and saying stupid sh*t)
