Tuesday, May 7, 2013

VISIT OUR SANDY BEACHES

egypt is open to visitors who drink alcohol and wear bikinis
 
that's the big push for this coming summer season
 
the action is hot and the burkas are coming off
 
that's what the tourism minister has said
 
as the islamist-ruled country sets out to boost tourists dollars
 
earlier this month tourists were warned to cover up on certain
 
public beaches in the UAE or face a fine for showing too
 
much skin and were told not to consume booze
 
but that really screwed-up the business
 
close to a 60% loss and nobody was having any fun
 
so egypt's tourism minister has now vetoed those rules
 
and declared that visitors who drink alcohol and wear bikinis
 
are welcome in his country
 
various muslim groups are up-in-arms about this
 
as the beaches are expected to be up-to-the-butt in bikinis
 
the minister, hisham zaazou, said the government had
 
'optimistic goals' for the summer, and he does not agree
 
with certain radical muslim groups who have called for a
 
ban on alcohol and women wearing swimsuits
 
'bikinis are welcome in egypt and booze is still being served'
 
zaazou, speaking in english, told a news conference
 
'we had talks with these groups and now they understand
 
the importance of the tourism sector, plus these groups
 
are a bunch of pussies and aren't the kind that
 
will cause any trouble, most are camel jockeys living in the past
 
there currently is some tourism to egypt
 
but once you've ridden a camel what else' he asked
 
tourism numbers have dropped considerably following
 
president hosni mubarak's departure so now
 
rebuilding tourism has become a national priority
 
as part of the branding for egyptian tourism 2013
 
they plan to stream live video from various area resorts
 
to western hot spots like new york city's times square
 
the problem he admits is that those videos will air right along
 
side live feeds from cnn and fox news showing the real
 
heated action now happening in the middle east
 
 
and that will make a vacation to mexico now seem safe