Saturday, June 1, 2013

WHAT'S A GOOD EXCUSE?


the white house announced today that president obama
 
plans to come to the california desert in order to play
 
around... of golf on one of the world's most exclusive
 
prestigious and picturesque golf courses
 
one that has hosted 7 other US presidents
 
but how can he think he can get away with that
 
what's a good reason to leave washington in the middle
 
of no less than three major scandals and travel to
 
the sunshine of the california desert to play a round of golf
 
ahh, a summit - with china, that's it - good idea
 
obama will meet president xi jinping of china next month
 
the two leaders will try to work on such critical issues
 
as north korea, the global economy and of course
 
the allegations of chinese state-sponsored cyber attacks
 
- between their rounds of golf, they really hope there's time
 
they are only scheduled for two days
 
the two will tee off on june 7th and 8th at sunnylands
 
- that's the annenberg estate in rancho mirage, california
 
sometimes referred to as camp david west
 
'the U.S.-china agenda is big and complex
 
and the golf out in the palm springs area is excellent
 
so we can kill two birds with one stone, oh and
 
we have a lot of issues to discuss and work though'
 
said caitlin hayden, a spokeswoman for the white house
 
'as we have said before, the relationship has elements of
 
cooperation and elements of competition
 
- which will make the golf, that much better'
 
the president has wanted to play sunnylands all his time as
 
duffer-in-chief - while playing president
 
- he likes his golf
 
it's been reported that he has told his associates
 
as well as fellow players that playing the famous sunnylands
 
golf course would finally make him feel like he was
 
a real president
 
- i know what he means
 
meanwhile, there's a rumor, at this stage it is just a rumor
 
so keep this part a secret, the rumor is that
 
instead of his usual wager of just one dollar
 
obama plans to play the chinese president for the
 
$1.25 trillion that the chinese hold in US debt
 
 
double or nothing...

 
GO TEAM USA!!!

Sunnylands, a sprawling estate more than 100 miles east of Los Angeles, has played host to seven American presidents, as well as members of Congress, Supreme Court justices, Queen Elizabeth II and other members of the British royal family, and Hollywood figures like Bob Hope, Frank Sinatra, Jimmy Stewart and Ginger Rogers, according to its Web site.