new york's a lonely town is an old song
it peaked at number 32 in 1965 - that's old
my woody's outside covered with snow... nowhere to go now
new york's a lonely town... when you're the only surfer boy around
and being the only surfer boy in palm desert is also tough
now, of course i'm not the only one, but it feels like it
and i haven't really surfed standing up... ever
belly board surfing was fun until my belly wouldn't allow it any longer
there are no board shops anywhere here in the desert
and no sex wax either - i forget what that wax does anyway
however there are waves out here in the oasis
and currently we are having one hell of a wave
it started in hell and it's just getting hotter
when it hits 122 degrees you know there's something wrong
at 122, i start sweating like george zimmerman
when it's this hot, i can't help feeling like a prickly pear
these desert heat waves aren't really that much different
from the waves at the beach
with both you get soaked, taste salt, can't breathe
and drink lots of tequila
