Wednesday, December 17, 2014

MAYBE LET'S NOT SEE THIS MOVIE ON CHRISTMAS

so the north koreans have moved into a new era

they are now worldwide bomb throwing terrorists

as well as just a totalitarian nuclear threat

they have now threatened anybody who goes

and sees sony's new comedy the interview

the movie opens christmas day

and they've promised to blow-up theaters all over america

they don't like the plot of the movie

the plot is to assassinate their dear leader

i didn't like the plot of gravity but i didn't threaten anybody

anybody who takes any of this seriously should remember

that like the movie, assassinate has two asses in it

UPDATE

well, you may never get to see this flick because

the terrorists won

“Those who attacked us stole our intellectual property, private emails, and sensitive and proprietary material, and sought to destroy our spirit and our morale – all apparently to thwart the release of a movie they did not like, we are deeply saddened at this brazen effort to suppress the distribution of a movie, and in the process do damage to our company, our employees, and the American public,” it continues. “We stand by our filmmakers and their right to free expression and are extremely disappointed by this outcome.”