the future has arrived and there are robots everywhere
these little cuties are going to change the world
but as a matter of fact - they don't even make change
they do however deliver pizza and coca cola anywhere
meet dru - domino's robotic unit
you thought that pizza cooking little chevrolets were dumb
this idea will be the perfect gift for neighborhood hoods
to beat the freakin' pepperoni out of and take the coke too
dru can follow a map, navigate sidewalks, avoid obstacles
and keep your pizza hot while delivering it to your door
the company has been secretly testing these little guys
through the streets of queensland australia without trouble
dru is manufactured by an australian defense contractor
and already has shown it can hold it's own against dogs
cats rats and some pretty large birds
domino's is making the lil' robots aware of other potential
hazards like kids with cricket bats and on the loose dingos
maybe the zombie apocalypse and stoners with gps
they've already had many successful tests in little countries
in scandinavia but just wait until they try to test these
robots in domino's hometown of detroit
little dru won't make it a block before he gets his block
knocked off and the pizza and the coke will be long gone
domino's continues it's mammoth efforts in trying to create
and better way to distribute its products
instead of putting effort in making their products edible
dru is the latest in an avalanche of drones that will be doing
many jobs in the future from deliveries to medical assisting
we can't wait for the day when a drone will deliver a baby
then we will be getting some where
they'll clean and change the baby and
play catch with the baby and teach the baby and
save the baby from the dingo and feed the baby pizza
ahhh technology
