Sunday, March 20, 2016

GOOD ROBOT - BRING PIZZA

the future has arrived and there are robots everywhere
 
these little cuties are going to change the world
 
but as a matter of fact - they don't even make change
 
they do however deliver pizza and coca cola anywhere
 
meet dru - domino's robotic unit
 
you thought that pizza cooking little chevrolets were dumb
 
this idea will be the perfect gift for neighborhood hoods
 
to beat the freakin' pepperoni out of and take the coke too
 
dru can follow a map, navigate sidewalks, avoid obstacles
 
and keep your pizza hot while delivering it to your door
 
the company has been secretly testing these little guys
 
through the streets of queensland australia without trouble
 
dru is manufactured by an australian defense contractor
 
and already has shown it can hold it's own against dogs
 
cats rats and some pretty large birds
 
domino's is making the lil' robots aware of other potential
 
hazards like kids with cricket bats and on the loose dingos
 
maybe the zombie apocalypse and stoners with gps
 
they've already had many successful tests in little countries
 
in scandinavia but just wait until they try to test these 
 
robots in domino's hometown of detroit
 
little dru won't make it a block before he gets his block
 
knocked off and the pizza and the coke will be long gone
 
domino's continues it's mammoth efforts in trying to create
 
and better way to distribute its products
 
instead of putting effort in making their products edible
 
dru is the latest in an avalanche of drones that will be doing
 
many jobs in the future from deliveries to medical assisting
 
we can't wait for the day when a drone will deliver a baby
 
then we will be getting some where
 
they'll clean and change the baby and
 
play catch with the baby and teach the baby and
 
save the baby from the dingo and feed the baby pizza
 
ahhh technology