in case you haven't heard
today, you're suppose to dump all your friends
and show them how meaningless they are
at least that's what jimmy kimmel wants
seems too many people are on facebook at night
...and not on abc
"friendship is sacred and facebook cheapens it"
says jimmy, "so cut the friend fat"
- is there a diet for that?
this is nothing less than being anti-social
if he wants to start the anti-social network
why don't we really go for it...
how about 'chum a chum day'
or 'boot a sidekick day'
or 'can a crony day' or something like that...
you're so mean jimmy
millions of people only feel worthwhile
because they have a few friends on facebook
i know these aren't really friends
a friend might help you move
but a real friend will help you move a body...
maybe facebook should just add some categories
playmates, schoolmates, roommates, co-workers, in-laws
and even more groups -just by adding to these an "ex"
or
limit the amount of friends you can have
like in china or a site called path - to just 50
or
here's what i've heard is best
look up from that stupid phone for a minute
and you might just make a new friend
or, if you don't
you might just bump into an old friend
HAPPY NUD
Note to Kimmel:
Next time you what to plan a new holiday, don't make it NUD make it NUDE
- a lot more friendly and a better way to enjoy the time off...
