Thursday, November 18, 2010

ALWAYS LEARY




actor/comedian/ex-chain smoker denis leary




is just wrapping-up his cable tv series, rescue me

but don't worry, he's not going anywhere

fast

just last monday he was on stage for the 16th annual

comics come home benefit for the cam neely foundation for cancer care

leary's show no care for cancer in the early '90s

brought him to the forefront of comedy

and also brought him loads of controversy


which inspired him to start the foundation

he's also coming at you in a barrage of new ford truck ads

the success of leary’s rant-style campaign for the redesigned F-150 in 2008

will continue with the new 2011 F-150 with denis touting the truck's new features

and on top of all that, he's got a new book

- who doesn't...

just in time for the holidays (not christmas - the holidays)

Suck on This Year: LYFAO @ 140 Characters or Less

it's just a bunch of his tweets (that you can read on twitter for free)

he sez you can read it in about 12 minutes (-same as this blog - for free)

here's some examples we ripped out of the publishers cold, dead hands

This just in: Vatican acquires Neverland Ranch!

Arizona residents: "We're sick of being called racists." That's the thing about Arizona:
- it's a dry hate.

Lettuce recalled in 23 states: Experts fear it could affect up to 5 Americans.

New Jersey worried about oil residue on beaches. Not from Gulf spill.
From cast of Jersey Shore.

yeah, that's the problem with twitter

- just enough room for one-liners

and one-liners were never funny, ever - take my wife...OK?

the book will be available december 2nd

fits in a sock


Note: Comics Come Home has raised $5 million in the last 16 years