CHANGE YOU CAN CHOKE ON

SPECIAL REPORT (because this stuff shouldn't happen)

i don't blame tracy morgan

he probably had a bad childhood

i blame hbo

- just finished watching about 3 or 4 minutes of

tracy morgan: black and blue

it was, without any doubt

thee most vile 3 or 4 minutes i've ever seen on tv

this kid has made 20 major movies and stars on the nbc show 30 rock

and is not only foul mouthed and really, REALLY twisted

his stand-up was thee most perverted stuff your sick uncle chet

was ever told while he was locked-up in lompoc and was doin' crack with the criminally insane

the fact that nbc executives and their advertisers would let this kid go on hbo

and spit-out vomit like this, makes me wonder who's runnin' the place

this stuff was so over the top crazy (and i shoulda known better)

- that if you took these bits of his act

and put them in a jar and dug a big hole like a chilean mine and then shoot it to mars

- you still wouldn't get the stink to go away - it's that bad

- let's just say that it was bad

bad-smelling, coroded,corrupt, crumbled,crumbling,

decomposed,disgusting, disintegrating, fecal, feculent,

festering, fetid, foul, gross,infected, loathsome, loud, mephitic,

moldering, moldy, noisome,noxious,offensive, overripe, perished,

polluted, purulent, pustular, putrescent, putrid, putrified, rancid, rank,

rotting, sour, spoiled, stale, stinking, strong, tainted, touched

and unsound

really unsound and i didn't like it, - so there!