Tuesday, December 28, 2010

NO BOMBING IN AFGHANISTAN



in one of the world’s most dangerous cities

is a little man who stares down the miseries of war

and he does it with little more than a laugh

majajo is the top comedian in kandahar, yes, that kandahar

the kandahar where the cops are corrupt and the electricity rarely works

but when majajo is on stage workin’ it – the juice is always on

with so much bad around him – he’s always got plenty of good material

(and we thought that bush and palin were blessings for comics)

‘i just want to make people laugh and forget their problems’ majajo says

- but with the women covered-up in sheets and no alcohol at the ‘clubs’

he has his work cut out for him, but in spite of it all… he’s a hit

majajo doesn’t really have a routine,

he just kinda wings-it and his audiences love it

he makes himself available for ALMOST any occasion

weddings, parties, birthdays, bar-mitzvahs

(well, I don’t think many bar-mitzvahs)

- majajo dazzles the crowd and he is apparently hilarious,

hilarious in pashtu…

there’s not that many special occasions in ol’ kandahar these days

seems the good times are long gone

not since they were fighting off the russians have things been so bad

so there's not much call for a funny man in this town,

majajo is only able to pull down about $200 a month

- about the same as a ‘working’ comedian in Hollywood

he always knew he had it in his blood the be funny

and he knew he didn't want that blood spilled on the streets

- never wanted to be a soldier or policeman…

just like here, not all his material is politically correct

but there, - the taliban have issued death threats

- those guys just have no sense of humor

so majajo is smart and stays away from certain subjects

when he talks about women – it’s just about their eyes

and when joking about the government,

- he doesn’t joke about the government…however

there is a slight political undercurrent to some of his humor

in a self-deprecating way he’ll poke fun at the poverty the illiteracy

and with his ever-present pantomime twists and twitches,

he shows how funny it is dodging shrapnel


just the good stuff, no bombs from the comedian of kandahar


I JUST DON'T GET IT!