Monday, December 27, 2010

HOLIDAY SPECIAL: THE PENGUIN JOKE




there was this cute, little penguin driving down the road

when suddenly he developed car trouble

he pulled into a nearby garage for service

the walrus that owned the garage took a look

he said ' it'll take about an hour and i'll have an answer'

the little penguin looked around

he noticed a 7-11 across the road

he walked over looked at some magazines

then he got himself an ice cream

the poor little penguin only has his fins

so he couldn't handle the ice cream very well

and the ice cream ended up getting all over him

he went back to see if his car was done

he saw the walrus under the hood

walked up to him

the walrus said 'looks like you blew a seal'

the penguin said 'no, no, it's just a little ice cream'


LATER WHEN HE RAN INTO ANOTHER MECHANIC - STILL SAYING THE SAME THING