Tuesday, December 7, 2010

LEAVE IT TO BEAVER




america has, it seems - had enough of mel gibson

- who was pretty famous and pretty loud all summer long

the gibson hangover went as far as

him being dumped from the hangover 2 movie

it was said that he'll never work in this town again

or worse

- never have lunch in this town again

- nobody likes poor mel...

but, time heals all wounds...

or is that money heals all wounds

during gibson's troubles this summer, few hollywood celebrities

came to mel's aid - but one that did speak out was jodie foster

jodie foster stars in and directs a new movie coming next year

her co-star just happens to be - mel gibson (a hah)

and she's not about to abandon the project because of some jerk

in her movie, entitled the beaver - (don't laugh)

mel gibson is (as he is in real life)

divorced -check
depressed -check
desperate -check
frantic -check
frenzied -check
furious -check
an end-of-his-rope - wild and crazy kinda guy

check, check, check

whoooo, finds a stuffed animal in a dumpster

- stuffs his left hand up its back end

and then everything's better...

we all know that mel can play the part

he played that role all over the news, all over last summer

and we all know people will go and see it

mel can be a great comedic actor

and has had some memorable roles, like rocky in chicken run

i remember his last funny movie, there were parts

i laughed so hard - i saw stars - shooting outta my butt

butt this time may be different

the public is fickle - hollywood is fickle & mel gibson is obviously

fickle

so, we'll see...