Wednesday, December 8, 2010

THE TSA - SMARTER THAN YOU THINK



ok

so you're a tsa agent - working the line

boring

then you spot someone in line that triggers something

you remember your training - you forget your training

you think back to your younger days

- days when you flipped through playboy magazine

yes that's her - there she is - in the flesh

donna d’errico - former beach-bouncer with pamela on baywatch

- so what do you do?

well, you've got red blood and you're feeling frisky

GET HER OVER HERE!

so naturally, she asserted that she was singled out of the security line

she sez that she was forced to go through a ‘naked scanner’

- because of her good looks

duh

the former playmate said that she believes the agent did it on purpose

duh

because he thought that she was attractive

whatdayathink

her boy friend, roy bank, traveling with her

is the president of merv griffin entertainment

'he looks more like a terrorist than i do' -she told the press

'and he didn’t ask him to go through the scanner!'

duh (what are you, blond)

when she asked why - the agent told her - that she had 'caught his eye'

he, actually had to catch both his eyes

as they had fallen out of his head - during the scanning process

the agent reportedly said he would have much rather

have given her the full-body pat down instead...


a full investigation is underway

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