on new year's eve the lights are gonna shine extra bright
- there may be a red carpet and flash photography
there may be fireworks, there will be drinking involved
and we will announce our choice for the first ever
one and only
WayLA Comedian Of The Year
...our COTY award
there is a stack of paperwork containing the rules and regulations
- that you're not allowed to view
the picking process does involve an index finger
which means it will be done digitally
all you need to know is it's gonna be some(funny)body
- somebody we featured during this past year in
What are you laughing @?
- so that narrows it down quite a bit
- no fair guessing
-we don't even know yet - how could we...
something really amazing could happen between now and then
- the year isn't over 'til some fat lady sings auld lang seinfeld
so we all have to wait until the very last minute
how can time magazine pick it's person of the year
way before the end of the year
- what if some chemist cares cancer
or some old lady in ohio sprouts wings and flies to vegas
something amazing or weird could still happen...even profound
so we have to wait - and so do you
you can't vote, you have no say in the matter what-so-ever
the choice is ours - (it's our award)
you just check in on december 31st and find out...
HINT
(you want a hint? -sorry no hints)
COMING CHRISTMAS EVE: SANTA'S FAVORITES
