almost every new pill that comes along
touting all their miraculous benefits...
also comes with that phase, ‘along with diet and exercise’
well, you can get the very same benefits by taking nothing
and eating right and doing some exercise and
not suffer the myriad possible side effects…
there’s another new one on the market and in magazines
- this time it’s been developed for something special
- to reduce the fat in your blood – the dreaded triglycerides
in their ads they say that this pill along with a low-fat and
low-cholesterol and low-triglyceride diet
will lower your fat and cholesterol, hello?
all it is, is fish oil - which you can get by swimming in the gulf of mexico
yet packaged and marketed like one of those
new wonder drugs that’ll kill you by just reading about the side effects
side effects that may include burping, flu-like symptoms, upset stomach
and (get this) a change in your sense of taste (and maybe herpes)
i don’t want my sense of taste to change, I like jazz and whiskey…
and i want that taste to stay in my mouth, as a matter of fact
i have a new doctor now, and his name is Dr. Jack Daniels
this guy is so smooth and makes me feel so good
anyway, this drug, like many new drugs warns you that,
once you start, don’t stop taking them without your doctors approval,
or an erection of longer than 4 hours
all this and much more crap, just to lower the fat in my blood
- when all I have to really do, is lower the fat in my ice cream
but then it would taste like the ice cream in one of those
milkshakes from millions of milkshakes in west hollywood (sic)
that low-fat, full of water, not creamy, have to hold your nose
pretend not really ice cream ice cream
and nothing like the award-winning ice cream used in the making
of the world famous milkshakes hand-made at the milkshake mecca
of the world, the land of fruits and nuts aboard the queen mary
