Saturday, January 8, 2011

THE FUTURE



predictions for 2011

i don't have crystal balls

but i can tell you, this year, -it’s gonna be a year

a year like no other

maybe by now, it's too late for predictions,

heck the year’s almost over (boy, the way time flies)

lemme try to predict the future, with some help...

talking to various experts in many different fields,

I’ve found that they

- just guess…most of the time

i can guess too, - i guess

lots of experts are trying to make light of the situation

saying that we are on our way back - that everything will be fine

i have some thoughts...

i think the main thing that will happen this year is

that the dollar will remain constant,

it’s just your dollar that’s gonna lose most of its value

and with gasoline predicted to be almost $4.75 per gallon by the summer,

you can kiss those pedicures goodbye

extra cash... - there's no such thing

stop spending money now

the best tip is: put all your disposable income in the disposal,

because it always goes down the drain anyway...

so, that's the financial outlook for the upcoming year

lets look at the lighter side...

what about sports or politics or religion...

don'y worry about that stuff ...it's always the same ol' sh*t

what's really exciting is the city of the future...

and they are building it right now near pasadena

that's what i predict, yeah, that's it,

a big clean wonderful city of the future

built right next to mamby-pamby land

where nothing goes wrong and everything is wonderful

see you there - you jack-wagon