THERE'S A REASON PEOPLE LOVE THIS SHOW
correct me if i'm wrong
but there are some things you can say
and some things you're not allowed to say
that is, of course...
unless you have comedic license
just like a license to steal or
00 status - the license to kill
comedic license allows you exemption,
a little leeway if you will
and i've got one of the very few in the country
i can say anything, anytime ...and get away with it
because it's just plain ol' ok, ok?...i'm licensed
so here we go...
i’m so scared of the N word, I won’t put my car in neutral
i know it’s not safe to say that jews run things here in hollywood,
but i will
i'm just saying, that if i have to...to make it in this town
- I’ll grow back my foreskin
and two for a bus ride back to tijuana
they're just cigarettes and matches
my domestic partners are my washer and dryer...
does that make me a polygamist
marriage has never been a civil union
and it is now time for everybody to finally understand
the meaning of the word chauvinist:
zealous and aggressive patriotism or blind enthusiasm
it’s got nothing to do with men and women
femmies have just made it that way, so they can bitch
a chauvinist is not a man being a pig towards women
- we were just raised that way…
welcome to my world
like james brown said…this is a man’s world...
I could go on (and probably will some time soon)
