Thursday, January 13, 2011

THAT'S WITH A "B"





















what's a billion...

don't worry, that's over your pay grade

you really should never think about it

it'll just make your head hurt

here, watch...

for example: - let's say you wanted to be a good citizen

and wanted to help out and pay down a billion dollars of the US debt,

ok, if you paid one dollar a second, it would almost take 32 years!

to pay off a trillion dollars of debt, at a dollar a second

would take about 32,000 years

catch this: about a billion minutes ago,

the roman empire was in full swing

(one billion minutes is about 1,900 years.)

about a billion hours ago, we were living in the stone age

(one billion hours is about 114,000 years)

and... do you think you'll ever make a billion dollars...

in your entire lifetime...

about a billion months ago, dinosaurs walked the earth

(one billion months is about 82 million years)

a billion inches is 15,783 miles, more than halfway around the earth

the earth is about 8,000 miles wide (diameter),

and the sun is about 800,000 miles wide, not quite a million

so, when you hear on the news... a billion anything, much less,

- 20 billion this or 50 billion that...

or (i'm laughing so hard i can't even type it)

- that we're in debt $14,000,000,000,000.00 (that's with a "T")

just go to the store and buy some lottery tickets

and a great big box of DEPENDS


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