one of the newest countries to join our list is slovakia
this blog has been read in slovenia for months
what’s the difference
aren’t they the same country...
here’s a geo-comedic lesson...
culturally and demographically
slovenia has been a border area throughout its history
people on the edge, the edge of here and nowhere
four linguistic and cultural groups of the continent melted together
a greasy goulash
slavic, germanic, romantic and uralic
vic, nic, tic, lic and dic
they like porn
83% of inhabitants considered themselves slovenes
the rest think that they are just slobs
another major group are immigrants from yugo
but they left the country when the slobs said
you go
so, they just left
the one’s that stayed are called
remainians
the slovenes continue to have a major identity problem
they treat this problem with vodka
the slavs, on the other hand
arrived in the territory of present day slovakia in the 5th century
before that they were part of the great hungarian empire
always hungry, looking for soul food
and a place to eat
they used to rely on the nazis
when that didn’t work
they depended on the czechs
and when that didn’t work
they became slovaks
now they are one of the only former communist countries
to be a part of nato and the eurozone
they continue to cover their asses
and still lookin’ for soul food
they have found a place to eat
they like a greasy goulash and vodka
see... it IS the same country...
