i don't want to
but i have to
it's my job
look for my next blog, i'm writing a sizzling tale
it's not about our favorite ex-congressman
it's not so much about weiner
as it is about weenies
and you know who i'm talking about
all those hot dogs who think they know-it-all
well, stick a fork in 'em
cuz when i get through with 'em
they'll be toast
(it's not going to be a roast)
