with the recent death of pop star
amy winehouse
the list of members in a very sad club
continues to grow
it seems that a group of famous artists
have died in their 27th year
most believe do to abuse
now amy joins a list that includes
brian jones - the rolling stones
jimi hendrix - the jimi hendrix experience
janis joplin - big brother and the holding company
jim morrison - the doors
kurt cobain - nirvana
and of course...
michael jackson's nose
...it's not too soon, is it?
A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some Polish sausage."
The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am.
The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am.
But let me ask you something." If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a taco would you ask if I was Mexican? Would ya, huh? Would ya?"
The clerk says, "Well, no."
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says,
The clerk says, "Well, no."
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says,
"Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Polish just because I ask for Polish sausage?"
The clerk replies, "Because this is Home Depot."
The clerk replies, "Because this is Home Depot."
