the hammerhead shark is,
as its name implies,
recognizable by the flattened extension on either side of its head
kinda like members of congress
these extend outwards to give it a rather strange appearance
think of the gentleman from south carolina
who's head is flat, resembling a hammer
with the exception of its off-white belly, the hammerhead is gray
unlike the senators from california
who's bellies are yellow
some specimens exhibit a brownish tinge in their pants
there are two dorsal fins, the first of which is much larger
than the one closer to the tail and is particularly pointy
however, when voting, there is no point at all
hammerheads average approximately 6 feet in length,
their size depends on their fundraising efforts
species of hammerhead, are just like lawmakers
all they know is,
how to look out for themselves
and they are known best
for talking (as well as seeing)
outta both sides of their head
HERE YA GO, YOU MORONS
