doing drugs and whores and telling your boss to
take this job...and put it where steve-o puts stuff
then you party like a rock star from mars
go through a couple a mill and then
sue for back wages, n stuff, 'oh what the hell'...
$100,000,000.00
the world laughs in your face, most call you nuts
they put you on the emmys outta pitty
they roast you on comedy central
(how do you roast a meltdown?)
ashton kutcher is prancing around in your old house
naked
and now... still winning and
still a star charlie sheen and the studio that fired him
are closing a deal to end their legal dispute
sheen and warner are cutting a deal for a cool $25M
calls to sheen's attorney were not returned
hell, i certainly don't have that number
so, what's the lesson here kids?
- just be yourself, tell it like it is, don't give an shit
and the world will pay you to settle outta court
